This is partly because I am hella lazy, and partly because I see no need to start a secondary blog--doesn't Twitter already qualify there to some extent?--but nonetheless, I will now attempt to conquer my habitual non-techie-enabledness accordingly.
It's my Mormon butthead brother's birthday today, btw. On my behalf, please feel free to be extremely sweet and kind to some LDS missionaries while inwardly wanting nothing more than to srsly slap them upside the head.